The Lord D'Arcy, Harrogate Road, Leeds. Hares: Wheels & Jack Tar.
"Finest run of the PUPS yet! Woods. Reservoirs. Bluebells. Fabby."
"After all these years, a hare on a number 1 trail! Marvellous."
"Grabbed 2 balls. Not much of a handful. Pensioners had a great run."
"Lost the trail at end of golf course and had to return for a beer. I walked 7 miles to get here and needed a beer!" Weasel Shit.
"Well worth missing my afternoon nap for. I now have a headache with Wheels constant chatter." Anon
"Fantastic. Puppy walking at it's best. A great first run in excellent company and good beer."
"Glorious day, wonderful company. Thank God for being old." D ' Dog
"Highlights of the trail - Urinary Tract Stop. Well done Weasel back at the pub, feeding your kidneys. 2nd highlight - meeting the original sandy wrinkly pup at Ecup - a millionaire apparently. Great start. Well done Jack Tar, Wheels, Stick."
"Sun shining. Great run. Pity Stick was too drunk to leave the pub! Jack Tar didn't have any peas with his meal. He had his pee's down at the water."